i wandered lonely as a cloud

desfeuxdartifices:

Barnacles - Ugly Casanova

burgrs:

i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not 

(via holla-fa-a-dolla)

How to braid your hair:

lucifersblog:

washingtub:

• Wet hair
• Comb through
• Separate at the part
• Draw a pentagram on the floor
• Perform blood sacrifice
• Offer up your soul to the devil
• Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
• Summon Satan
• Ask Satan to braid your hair

You know what?

Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?

Thirty-fucking-seven.

And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”

(via ihopeyouarehappywithyourself)

sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

(via 3dknights)

heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

• its not you
• there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
• i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

• pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
• be a pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
• ps its more than likely because i want to be close

(Source: princemordo, via 3dknights)